tideofchange:

Future husband.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE!!!

“Really, you two have never —”

“Just friends.”

“Well see, I don’t believe men and women can be just friends. Used to think I had some, but over the years, slept with every last one of them. Come on, you never ever wanted to get horizontal with her… I knew it!”

“Once.”

“Lay it on me, baby.”

“I was drunk.”

“Classic.”

“And uh— Emily and I had been hanging out and I had just broken up with this crazy girl. Emily and I had such a great time, laughing, talking, whatever. And I remember thinking, when she left, “Why am I not dating her?”“

“So you went after her, pushed her against the wall and screwed her.”

“Uh— no. I called her and I left a message and then I remember thinking: “This is terrible idea, I don’t want to risk our friendship.” so I deleted it. —- But your version…. wow.”

Interview here [x]

Well Helloooo there!!! … I am feeling very sick!! Can you be my doctor! ;) :P lol